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6 July 2013, 12:27

Pubic lice. Apparently.
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#112

8 July 2013, 09:03

Non brits winning in the tennis!

Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

I preferred version 1!
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#113

25 August 2013, 18:30

Drinking fountains and horse troughs

Parking meters

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#114

25 August 2013, 19:00

Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post

Non Scots winning in the tennis!

FTFY

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#115

25 August 2013, 19:14

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#116

25 August 2013, 19:22

Eek at top of the rep list.

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You know what they say about assumptions!
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#117

25 August 2013, 19:28

Ash trays in pubs.
Manicure sets.
Cinzano bianco.
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#118

25 August 2013, 19:48

Circus Adverts saying

'See the Tattooed Man'
'See the fat Lady'

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#119

25 August 2013, 19:54

Pub signs saying 'No Irish, no colour bar'..
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#120

18 February 2014, 07:43

Cars with mudflaps. Why is that?
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