Originally posted by mcquiggd
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Originally posted by zeitghostI remember reading this story.
SF, naturally.
It was a sort of future history of the invention of interstellar travel via transmat machines..
With transmat machines, an exact replica of you is created at the other end, with all your memories, blissfully unaware of what happened. But it isn't you. Your concious existence ended when your atoms were taken apart and you were exterminated.
So, after reading that I've never uses a transmat machine.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostSF, naturally.
The punch line comes when the narrator describes how in the twinkling of an eye the human race suddenly had 12 fingers rather than the 10 they'd started out with...
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger… with the caveat that because of the substantial amount of VAT fraud the figures are probably grossly distorted. ( fraudulently claiming back vat on bogus imports and then re-exporting the same goods several times over to claim even more VAT)Comment
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