My Idea of Hell

[proggy]

Obligatory Con Air quote :

Damn! Now I need to watch it again!

[Old Hack]

Dyssentry + giardia at the same time and a suspicion of cholera when the stool tests were completed. Lost 23 kilos in 6 weeks. Gut has never quite been the same since. Indians kept saying 'oh you can't cope with the spicy food', ignoring a panoply of pathogens that would be deadly to anyone who wasn't 21 years old and fit.

Dyssentry for me. Wiped me out. I did, however, get giardia from a trip to Turkey and Syria in the 90's, probably not too bad though, as all it did was make about everything I did, include breath, stink like a dead skunk.

The can't handle our food jibe is consistent though, but you want to shout, I can handle the food mate, just not when the foods been cooked by a twat who doesn't wash his hands after shagging his cow and milking his wife....

[proggy]

Dyssentry + giardia at the same time and a suspicion of cholera when the stool tests were completed. Lost 23 kilos in 6 weeks. Gut has never quite been the same since. Indians kept saying 'oh you can't cope with the spicy food', ignoring a panoply of pathogens that would be deadly to anyone who wasn't 21 years old and fit.

Dyssentry for me. Wiped me out. I did, however, get giardia from a trip to Turkey and Syria in the 90's, probably not too bad though, as all it did was make about everything I did, include breath, stink like a dead skunk.

The can't handle our food jibe is consistent though, but you want to shout, I can handle the food mate, just not when the foods been cooked by a twat who doesn't wash his hands after shagging his cow and milking his wife....

I think you guys might still have Dyssentry, is one of the symptoms endlessly talking tulip.

[Old Hack]

I think you guys might still have Dyssentry, is one of the symptoms endlessly talking tulip.

Hey, the mighty Keyboard warrior has strode into dodge

[Mich the Tester]

Dyssentry for me. Wiped me out. I did, however, get giardia from a trip to Turkey and Syria in the 90's, probably not too bad though, as all it did was make about everything I did, include breath, stink like a dead skunk.

The can't handle our food jibe is consistent though, but you want to shout, I can handle the food mate, just not when the foods been cooked by a twat who doesn't wash his hands after shagging his cow and milking his wife....

Amazing isn't it? I got back to the UK and the GP sat there with my test results and said 'MTT, I don't know which of these diseases to treat because if I treat one then the other might take over and finish you off'. So my father called a doctor he'd been in the army with and who'd gone on to tropical medicine; the guy said 'look's like you've eaten some turds there, son, you should join the army; we could do with people who can survive this'. I promptly shat myself. He sorted it out though, fair play to him.

[SueEllen]

Amazing isn't it? I got back to the UK and the GP sat there with my test results and said 'MTT, I don't know which of these diseases to treat because if I treat one then the other might take over and finish you off'. So my father called a doctor he'd been in the army with and who'd gone on to tropical medicine; the guy said 'look's like you've eaten some turds there, son, you should join the army; we could do with people who can survive this'. I promptly shat myself. He sorted it out though, fair play to him.

Don't you just love UK GPs

[SueEllen]

Ok so we all have different ideas of what Hell is / would be. This has got to be the closest to my own personal eternity of torture.

Trapped on a sea of pink with hordes of sprogs…. nope I really can’t think of much worse,

Are you allowed to cut the heads of the Barbies and get drunk?

[Halo Jones]

Are you allowed to cut the heads of the Barbies and get drunk?

As far as I am concerned that the only way to keep your sanity (at least in the state you arrived with it in)

[Mich the Tester]

Don't you just love UK GPs

Combine them with Indian chefs and we'll be giving Be'elzebub new ideas for tormenting sinners. Which is a bad idea, because I'm an atheist of the catholic variant, and if I'm wrong about the god bit then I'm going to be in trouble.