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My Idea of Hell

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    #11
    That Barbie Cruise is pretty horrific.

    I don't know. I have a ridiculous fear of crustaceans, so...a barefooted walk on a crustacean infested beach?

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      #12
      Having to spend the next few decades of your life going to the same building 5 days a week for most of the day, and to sit with people you don't really like/know/want to know. Permiedom!

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        #13
        I'm with SB, but compounded by adding 'with my 3 daughters as well'. They are physically incapable of walking past 'Accesorize'...

        Oh that, and being forced to sit in on a permanent soliloquy from sas

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          #14
          Originally posted by proggy View Post
          Having to spend the next few decades of your life going to the same building 5 days a week for most of the day, and to sit with people you don't really like/know/want to know. Permiedom!
          Obligatory Con Air quote :

          What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Living forever
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Getting dyssentry in Udaipur, filling your bed with tulip and puke and being physically incapable of getting up to go to the rat infested bathroom.
              Bangladesh - 1986 for me. Jesus, I lost some weight there.

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                #17
                Trapped in a debate group with Old Hack.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Trapped in a debate group with Old Hack.
                  Is that because you'd look stupid, again

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                    Is that because you'd look stupid, again

                    Maybe he'd turn it into a mass debate?

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                      Bangladesh - 1986 for me. Jesus, I lost some weight there.
                      Dyssentry + giardia at the same time and a suspicion of cholera when the stool tests were completed. Lost 23 kilos in 6 weeks. Gut has never quite been the same since. Indians kept saying 'oh you can't cope with the spicy food', ignoring a panoply of pathogens that would be deadly to anyone who wasn't 21 years old and fit.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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