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    #11
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    If they don't like giving head, don't work in a bar

    2/10. Must try harder.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Eek said he loves giving head, but after the tenth truck driver he normally needs 5 minutes rest before going on to the next one.
      But by then you've muscled in on his patch.

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        #13
        I am led to believe un-married women prefer it.

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          #14
          Perhaps you should email all of the girls in your office and ask them?
          "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

          https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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            #15
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            I am led to believe un-married women prefer it.
            That explains a heck of a lot...I'll stop going to 'Grab A Granny' nights then and start visiting the local student disco...
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              That explains a heck of a lot...I'll stop going to 'Grab A Granny' nights then and start visiting the local student disco...
              It's a well known fact that students like blowing middle aged men, so much so that some universities are thinking of introducing courses in it.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                I've tried asking but SY02 doesn't speak with her mouth full.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  <Tenuously related joke>

                  I was once with this girl who loved giving head. She thought my c**k was so big she used to call it "Impaler!".
                  At least so I thought. She had asthma and was crying out for her inhaler apparently
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    It's a well known fact that students like blowing middle aged men, so much so that some universities are thinking of introducing courses in it.
                    Right, excellent. I'm working in a town where there's around 80,000 students and about 60,000 of those seem to be young women (I think the nursing college here might have something to do with that as well) so if I don't fall asleep by 16:00 I shall be out and about in the glorious sunshine with my clipboard...
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      Right, excellent. I'm working in a town where there's around 80,000 students and about 60,000 of those seem to be young women (I think the nursing college here might have something to do with that as well) so if I don't fall asleep by 16:00 I shall be out and about in the glorious sunshine with my clipboard...
                      I'll bring my penis

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