Originally posted by SimonMac
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If they don't like giving head, don't work in a bar
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2/10. Must try harder.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
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I am led to believe un-married women prefer it.Comment
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Perhaps you should email all of the girls in your office and ask them?Comment
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That explains a heck of a lot...I'll stop going to 'Grab A Granny' nights then and start visiting the local student disco...Originally posted by Old Hack View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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It's a well known fact that students like blowing middle aged men, so much so that some universities are thinking of introducing courses in it.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I've tried asking but SY02 doesn't speak with her mouth full.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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<Tenuously related joke>
I was once with this girl who loved giving head. She thought my c**k was so big she used to call it "Impaler!".
At least so I thought. She had asthma and was crying out for her inhaler apparently
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Right, excellent. I'm working in a town where there's around 80,000 students and about 60,000 of those seem to be young women (I think the nursing college here might have something to do with that as well) so if I don't fall asleep by 16:00 I shall be out and about in the glorious sunshine with my clipboard...Originally posted by doodab View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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