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Originally posted by doodab View PostI wouldn't even tell anybody. Even if it was silly money like £100 million. I'd just pretend to go to work every day, trundle off from my crappy little house to my pad in paradise and post crap on CUK all day.
Probably.
Lots of my relations think I am loaded anyway and wouldn't be surprised when I bought a brand new GTR, a new home in the country and paid of my kids mortgages.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI wouldn't even tell anybody. Even if it was silly money like £100 million. I'd just pretend to go to work every day, trundle off from my crappy little house to my pad in paradise and post crap on CUK all day.
Probably.Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostSame here.
Lots of my relations think I am loaded anyway and wouldn't be surprised when I bought a brand new GTR, a new home in the country and paid of my kids mortgages.
I start by buying a gold, diamond encrusted suit like Liberace and heading off to my local Lidls with an entourage of 12 bouncers pushing people out of the way. Then down to Wetherspoons (outside of happy hour) for a few beers, again with my bodyguards saying 'no photos' & then off to Maccie D's for a Big Mac (oh yes I'll take the large I can afford it) having any kids removed and their balloons popped.
Oh yes. When I win I'm going large!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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