sweet little EO daughter (aged 10)
'Daaa ad'
EO - 'yes dear'
'Daaaad. Can we have 20 pounds each to buy youse a fathers day pressie ?'
EO -<spluttering> '20 pounds ? EACH ? I havn't got fifteen pounds, and even if I did have ten pounds I would'nt be able to afford to give you five. Here, take two quid and give a pound to yer brother'
'Daaa ad'
EO - 'yes dear'
'Daaaad. Can we have 20 pounds each to buy youse a fathers day pressie ?'
EO -<spluttering> '20 pounds ? EACH ? I havn't got fifteen pounds, and even if I did have ten pounds I would'nt be able to afford to give you five. Here, take two quid and give a pound to yer brother'

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