Turkey prepares for Iraq Invasion

[wendigo100]

How much longer are you going to milk that cheesy line?

Magnificent. You should both be on stage.

[Dundeegeorge]

Errm, shome mishtake shirley?

Magnificent. You should both be on stage.

You should both be on a stage, I believe there's one leaving in about 10 minutes....

[hyperD]

"Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!"

Thank you Madam Dominatrix... that's the hangover sorted.

[DaveB]

"The Deadwood stage is coming on over the hill"... <sing>...

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

[Dundeegeorge]

Particularly if she's fat

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

and the stage isn't in very good condition.
True story, happened to our next door neightbour's daughter.
Trying out for a part in a local pantomime in a church hall. Now, she's a big girl, I mean a big girl, and the stage was obviously in need of refurbishment. She tries a leap (as in dancing) and ends up crashing through the stage. What a nightmare. afterwards I asked if she'd always been interested in theatre and he replied....





wait for it













it's coming












nearly there.............






No, it's just a stage she's going through.
I than kew, ah hah.

[mcquiggd]

For a minute I thought you were about to experience 'Light Relief'