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So long old watch, you've lasted a long time.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    It can also be a chunk of good looking and decorative metal, glass and leather. Most women appreciate a good watch on a man
    They do????

    I suppose the bigger the watch, the bigger the cretin, makes it easier for us to know whom to avoid.
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      #12
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      It can also be a chunk of good looking and decorative metal, glass and leather. Most women appreciate a good watch on a man
      As do muggers! With me they would nick my phone. For you it woudl be your phone and your watch.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        They do????

        I suppose the bigger the watch, the bigger the cretin, makes it easier for us to know whom to avoid.
        Obviously I meant normal women, not IT geeks
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          #14
          Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
          Periodically I reset my counting if I'm near a clock, but generally I spend most of my day counting.
          This might be why you are bored.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            This might be why you are bored.
            If it were true then yes!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #16
              Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
              generally I spend most of my day counting
              I do the same between Monday and Friday. Generally just counting the money and doing bugger all else.
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                #17
                Another odd CUK coincidence. Just been trying to put a new watch strap on mine today and due to the fancy shape with very close fitting moulded end finding it impossible to get the little springy pole things into the tiny holes. It may well up meeting wall as well.
                bloggoth

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                  Obviously I meant normal women, not IT geeks
                  IT geek, moi? I don't think so, I believe in good taste not overpriced tat
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Some women appreciate tattoos of winged skulls on a man. Doesn't seem like a good enough reason to me.
                    Virgin!!

                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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