Whats a good excuse for leaving early?
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Mrs has sunstroke and been taken to hospitalOriginally posted by proggy View PostWhats a good excuse for leaving early?Coffee's for closers -
If you need an excuse that puts you in IR35, Shirley?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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True, but walking off site every time the sun shines near you might result in a termination!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf you need an excuse that puts you in IR35, Shirley?Comment
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Rickets?Originally posted by proggy View PostWhats a good excuse for leaving early?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Proggy, just tell them you need to get a new mop bucket, or you're gonna clean the drive thru?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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They don't trust me with the mop yet, need to be trained up on that.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostProggy, just tell them you need to get a new mop bucket, or you're gonna clean the drive thru?Comment
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StigmataOriginally posted by proggy View PostWhats a good excuse for leaving early?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I am stuck in he office, they have given me a window seat but I'm not allowed to open the blinds so can only see glimpses of the sunshine through the gapsOriginally posted by proggy View PostThey don't trust me with the mop yet, need to be trained up on that.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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