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      #92
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
      10 year old? poxy new stuff.
      Latest project is a Mk1 with a duratec V6. That is going to be quick.
      Many years ago I built a Mk1 with an Essex V6 3.0l in it. Tatty as hell but used to really wind up the RS2000 merchants
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #93
        Remind me. MK1 escort. Isn't that the one with the cart spring suspension, last seen on carts from the early 17th century?


        Thank god they are all gone from our roads now.

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          #94
          Remember the final Capri the 2.8 injection?

          That had a Mk1 escort chasis. A bit like putting a V8 in a shopping trolly with a wonkey wheel
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #95
            Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
            I will drink to that !

            Not only do the carfree, or should I say the carefree, get to drink as much as they like, they avoid the endless problems of car ownership such as

            Buying a Car
            Selling a Car
            Finding Parking Places
            Paying for Parking Places
            Dealing with Fellow Motorists
            Fines for Speeding
            Police Checks
            Road Tax
            Insurance
            Car theft
            Injuries or Death in Car accidents
            Garage Bills
            Car Breakdown
            Car Vandalism
            Increasing Fuel Costs
            Road Rage
            Car Clampers
            etc etc etc

            Not to mention the continual drain on money.

            So what do car owners actualy get out of this ?
            Not having to stand up on a packed bus or tube with no air con in 35+ C.
            Not having to put up with unpleasant people.
            Not suffering delays in discomfort.
            Not getting blown up by terrorists.
            Not getting mugged for your iPod.
            Cats are evil.

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              #96
              Originally posted by swamp
              Not having to stand up on a packed bus or tube with no air con in 35+ C.
              Not having to put up with unpleasant people.
              Not suffering delays in discomfort.
              Not getting blown up by terrorists.
              Not getting mugged for your iPod.
              You missed:
              Door to door service.
              Setting ones own time table.
              The pleasure that is an open emty road. (they still exist where I live).

              <edit>emty?
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #97
                Not having you bus or train cancelled or diverted via North Wales and back.
                Not having to sit on a seat covered in puke
                Not being charged £75 to stand up on a packed train to travel 80 miles towards London
                Not having someone who smells of wee wee cough all over you for 2 hours.
                Not having to take 3 buses and travel for 2 hours to travel 15 miles.
                Not having some git play his MP3 palyer at full volume next to you
                Not having someone test out all their ringtones next to you for the whole journey.
                Not having a mother with 3 young children scream and mess about next to you for 2 hours.

                Public transport - just say no.

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