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    #31
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    If you're confident about your own sexuality there's nothing to be concerned about. Come on, pictures please, and this time, follow the specification!
    It's the shopping talk. Being a stealth shopper, I wouldn't know what H&M is, or anything; I thought it might be a sexual act.

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      #32
      I'm obviously doing this very wrong, for the photos I keep coming up with aren't to spec...

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        #33
        Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
        It's the shopping talk. Being a stealth shopper, I wouldn't know what H&M is, or anything; I thought it might be a sexual act.
        For any gent who wishes to share his life with a lady, or even a selection of ladies, shopping is likely to be a reality. If we have to spend valuable minutes of our lives trudging around shops as said ladies try on multiple varieties of the same dress or blouse, only to return to the first shop and find it's sold out, than we should at least try to have a positive influence on what they buy and thus where they buy it. It's in our own best interests you know.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #34
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          For any gent who wishes to share his life with a lady, or even a selection of ladies, shopping is likely to be a reality. If we have to spend valuable minutes of our lives trudging around shops as said ladies try on multiple varieties of the same dress or blouse, only to return to the first shop and find it's sold out, than we should at least try to have a positive influence on what they buy and thus where they buy it. It's in our own best interests you know.
          I have a wife and 3 daughters. I am not allowed to go shopping with them

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            #35
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            I have a wife and 3 daughters. I am not allowed to go shopping with them
            Oh, I get it; you played the old 'behave so badly they won't ask me again' trick that works so well for avoiding household chores.

            Well best of luck to you, but don't complain if Mrs OH or any of the young Misses OH buy clothes that shock you with their abhorrence. It will happen some day, believe me.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #36
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Oh, I get it; you played the old 'behave so badly they won't ask me again' trick that works so well for avoiding household chores.

              Well best of luck to you, but don't complain if Mrs OH or any of the young Misses OH buy clothes that shock you with their abhorrence. It will happen some day, believe me.
              Mrs OH, I know her style, and like it, so have no issues there, and the eldest is turning teen soon, so I expect all sorts of horrors, not just sartorially speaking. In fact, were that the only issue looming large and dark on the horizon, with 3 young daughters, than I will die a happy man

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                #37
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                They opened a TK Maxx here in Darmstadt so I went in, sorry, its was tulip. You're better off buying cheap tat in H&M or Zara.
                Norrahe's, right. You just need to go to the right TK Maxx.

                I got a lovely pair of Calvin Klein trousers for £50 reduced from £250.
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  Ladies, if you need more of a punch during your meetings or need to be taken more seriously, then try changing to a leather garment. You will find the eyes will be focussed on your Gantt chart rather than the outside window, as the delightful Monica Bellucci models here.



                  The green tinted blusher is an optional extra.
                  Do you shop here: HOUSE OF HARLOT : London based latex designer fetish fashion and rubber latex couture clothing by HOUSE OF HARLOT and TORTURE GARDEN CLOTHING

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #39
                    He shops here actually
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      I would
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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