A question for the girls

[Grasser73]

Clown shoes I call them, normally worn by guys with too much aftershave and too much hair gel.

Agents?

[norrahe]

Agents?

Some, but mostly the Essex wide boys who work in the office, they also seem to be popular with young Asian males as well.

[mudskipper]

Why?

[norrahe]

Why?

I blame sideshow Bob.

[mudskipper]

Pointy shoes and a turtleneck.

[doodab]

Why?

They would be hideous even if they didn't have long pointy toes.

[Old Hack]

Not very. I just chucked out all his hideous clothes and replaced them with ones that were better

I just can't manage to get those fecking jeans in the bin

My wife didn't like some of the 'stripey' shirts I had when we first moved in together. After about 4 months, I realised they'd all disappeared. On asking, she said she threw away 2 a week, as she knew I wouldn't notice. I knew I had to marry her right then and there...

And you certainly don't want to smell my training shoes. In fact, you're probably better not being anywhere close and downwind of them. About 50km distance would be safe.

On holiday in Sri Lanka, my disgusting trainers were left outside. One went missing. On enquiring at the resort, I was shown a dead dog, which they'd shot as they saw it stealing my trainer, which they then returned. I felt bad for weeks after, damn dog was being helpful...

Hmmm I mentally going through my wardrobe right now and thinking I need to buy some new jeans

Me too, me too. I just wear levis...

[doodab]

Pointy shoes and a turtleneck.

Those are the high points of that ensemble. No man should own a lilac cardigan.

[Grasser73]

Yep.

If you are over 35 just make sure the jeans you wear are less than 2 years old and not from a shop like M&S.

I am an epic fail then. Over 50, wearing a pair bought from Foster Menswear in the 90's.
Don't all rush at once ladies...

[Mich the Tester]

Why?

Well, because many gents are uneducated in sartorial matters, do not listen to the excellent advice afforded by ladies, and are instead persuaded by the hideous offerings of metrosexual marketing people who abuse their ignorance to sell products of inferior quality and design. Not only are the shape and design of that shoe quite appalling, just look at the stitching; quite obviously completed by a poor, malnourished youngster who toils away in a third world sweatshop when he/she should be at school, gaining the opportunity to make a better life for himself.