Do you have a moustache?

[Zippy]

Does this also apply to the female posters?

You got there before me.

In my case "no".

Does a beard count?

[johnlarase]

Yes, up and down

[Old Greg]

Moustaches are acceptable on:

• Aging homosexuals
• Dictators
• Gentlemen of Turkish extraction
• Sergeant Majors
• Weasely little salesmen
• Northern club entertainers

And on nobody else.

[MarillionFan]

Most paedos have a moustache.

Just saying like.

[Old Greg]

Most paedos have a moustache.

Just saying like.

And you know most paedos.

[mudskipper]

Moustaches are acceptable on:

• Aging homosexuals
• Dictators
• Gentlemen of Turkish extraction
• Sergeant Majors
• Weasely little salesmen
• Northern club entertainers

And on nobody else.

I would add Old Ladies to the list.

[Mich the Tester]

No

[MarillionFan]

And you know most paedos.

Only you.

[Mich the Tester]

Only you.

Pah dum, Pah dum, pah da da da

Looking through a window above it's like a story of love...

[mudskipper]