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    #11
    Originally posted by mos View Post
    If this is really the first thing that comes to your mind than you are seriously bonkers (and you are best advised to keep it to yourself)
    There's nothing wrong with having your plums harvested by an eastern European.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #12
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      There's nothing wrong with having your plums harvested by an eastern European.
      Exactly

      And I have some experience of this

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        #13
        Old Hack's got seedless plums on his farm, but they're a bit bruised.

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          #14
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          There's nothing wrong with having your plums harvested by an eastern European.
          nor would it be wrong to have it harvested by people who were born in other parts of the world! Why won't you save your condescension for people who deserve it?
          If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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            #15
            Originally posted by mos View Post
            nor would it be wrong to have it harvested by people who were born in other parts of the world! Why won't you save your condescension for people who deserve it?

            Dear mos

            Plums is a euphemism for testicles.

            HTH
            mudskipper.

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              #16
              Originally posted by mos View Post
              nor would it be wrong to have it harvested by people who were born in other parts of the world! Why won't you save your condescension for people who deserve it?
              I'm guessing nobody's harvested yours for a while
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Or tarts.
                Turn it into alchohol and you'll get all the tarts you want
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mos View Post
                  nor would it be wrong to have it harvested by people who were born in other parts of the world! Why won't you save your condescension for people who deserve it?
                  Yep.
                  and why dont you save your sanctimonious interventions on other peoples behalf for people who cant look after themselves


                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Yep.
                    and why dont you save your sanctimonious interventions on other peoples behalf for people who cant look after themselves



                    Others? Not quite ... i am one of them ...
                    If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Dear mos

                      Plums is a euphemism for testicles.

                      HTH
                      mudskipper.


                      (thanks)
                      If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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