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Oh me plums!
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There's nothing wrong with having your plums harvested by an eastern European.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
ExactlyOriginally posted by doodab View PostThere's nothing wrong with having your plums harvested by an eastern European.
And I have some experience of this
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nor would it be wrong to have it harvested by people who were born in other parts of the world! Why won't you save your condescension for people who deserve it?Originally posted by doodab View PostThere's nothing wrong with having your plums harvested by an eastern European.If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Originally posted by mos View Postnor would it be wrong to have it harvested by people who were born in other parts of the world! Why won't you save your condescension for people who deserve it?
Dear mos
Plums is a euphemism for testicles.
HTH
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I'm guessing nobody's harvested yours for a whileOriginally posted by mos View Postnor would it be wrong to have it harvested by people who were born in other parts of the world! Why won't you save your condescension for people who deserve it?
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Turn it into alchohol and you'll get all the tarts you wantOriginally posted by Zippy View PostOr tarts.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Yep.Originally posted by mos View Postnor would it be wrong to have it harvested by people who were born in other parts of the world! Why won't you save your condescension for people who deserve it?
and why dont you save your sanctimonious interventions on other peoples behalf for people who cant look after themselves
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostYep.
and why dont you save your sanctimonious interventions on other peoples behalf for people who cant look after themselves

Others? Not quite ... i am one of them ...If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDear mos
Plums is a euphemism for testicles.
HTH
mudskipper.
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If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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