help a mammagymnophilia sufferer

**DimPrawn** · 18 July 2006, 09:05

My doctor said there's a lot of it about and to lie down and rest.

**bogeyman** · 18 July 2006, 09:14

Originally posted by DimPrawn

My doctor said there's a lot of it about and to lie down and rest.

My doctor has the most enormous rack! I fantasise that one day she'll let me put my head between them and go 'blubber blubber blubber' while she takes my blood pressure.

**wc2** · 18 July 2006, 09:35

Originally posted by n5gooner

guys and girls, I'm suffering from mammagymnophilia, can anyone offer any advice, or should I learn to leave with my disease??

I read that unless you drink large amounts of beer & sleep with endless women you condition can turn into the life threatening mammagymnophilia-atica.

**Phoenix** · 18 July 2006, 09:41

MMM! Boobies!

**thunderlizard** · 18 July 2006, 19:32

I could point out that mammagymnophilia is a rather odd condition. Its final two components are both Greek as in normal medical vocab, but the first is in Latin, and that it would more usually be mastogymnophilia. But I would probably be missing the point.

**mcquiggd** · 18 July 2006, 19:36

Originally posted by bogeyman

My doctor has the most enormous rack! I fantasise that one day she'll let me put my head between them and go 'blubber blubber blubber' while she takes my blood pressure.

As I recall, it was 'Put your head in between them and go "blubble blubble blubble"'.... and the young Pamela was certainly worth a deep breath or two...

**mcquiggd** · 18 July 2006, 19:37

P.S 'Taxi for Light Relief'...

help a mammagymnophilia sufferer