Now I was going to bemoan about how going to Gym on a Saturday afternoon was a nightmare as it was full of horrible teenagers, or how its not good to try and impress the fine looking women by showing of your stroke and keeping pace forgetting that you've only been going to the gym for less than a month and are still very unfit but all this was surpassed when getting out of the pool, losing my balance and falling back in splitting my head open on the side as I did, this was bad enough only to be made worse by the fact the that child swim was starting so I was greeted with a barrage of laughter!
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Breast Stroke Trouble!
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I go swimming on a Sunday evening - pool is empty of kids and and only a few serious lane swimmers in with enough lanes to go aroundOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostNow I was going to bemoan about how going to Gym on a Saturday afternoon was a nightmare as it was full of horrible teenagers, or how its not good to try and impress the fine looking women by showing of your stroke and keeping pace forgetting that you've only been going to the gym for less than a month and are still very unfit but all this was surpassed when getting out of the pool, losing my balance and falling back in splitting my head open on the side as I did, this was bad enough only to be made worse by the fact the that child swim was starting so I was greeted with a barrage of laughter!How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
I went to the beach last night in a place called La Jolla. It was full of seals, birds and nutters swimming the bay backwards and forwards. Must have been 100 plus people in the water swimming a high distance across the bay.
My first thought was, what if you want to get out for a rest???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Less people there to laugh at your armbands eh?Originally posted by Troll View PostI go swimming on a Sunday evening
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I really hope you are ok mate. Sounds awful. If you feel ropey later it will be the shock coming out.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostNow I was going to bemoan about how going to Gym on a Saturday afternoon was a nightmare as it was full of horrible teenagers, or how its not good to try and impress the fine looking women by showing of your stroke and keeping pace forgetting that you've only been going to the gym for less than a month and are still very unfit but all this was surpassed when getting out of the pool, losing my balance and falling back in splitting my head open on the side as I did, this was bad enough only to be made worse by the fact the that child swim was starting so I was greeted with a barrage of laughter!
If you feel dizzy, in any way, proceed straight to A&E. No heroics.
Hope you feel better bud.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Loads of teenagers go to the gym now.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTeenagers in a gym?! That's not natural
Apparently it's fashionable."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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