Boomed! Crippled, but Boomed!

[OwlHoot]

Well done

Only one thing will cure that torn ligament though - Plenty of fresh vegetables, mounds of boiled cabbage, chopped raw carrots, and bushels of celery

[NickFitz]

Well done

Only one thing will cure that torn ligament though - Plenty of fresh vegetables, mounds of boiled cabbage, chopped raw carrots, and bushels of celery

It's not a torn ligament, but a pulled muscle. If I interpreted the doctor's advice correctly, a diet of spare ribs, steaks, fried chicken, pork chops, and plenty of chips should see me on the road to a rapid recovery

[ctdctd]

It's not a torn ligament, but a pulled muscle. If I interpreted the doctor's advice correctly, a diet of spare ribs, steaks, fried chicken, pork chops, and plenty of chips should see me on the road to a rapid recovery

Nick, you need to follow the instructions properly.

You eat OwlHoot's prescription and apply the Doctor's one as a poultice.

[nomadd]

Only one thing will cure that torn ligament though - amputation.

FTFY

[NickFitz]

Nick, you need to follow the instructions properly.

You eat OwlHoot's prescription and apply the Doctor's one as a poultice.

Other way round makes more sense

[SimonMac]

Well done

Only one thing will cure that torn ligament though - Plenty of fresh vegetables, mounds of boiled cabbage, chopped raw carrots, and bushels of celery

I'd rather lose the leg

[EternalOptimist]

there are an awful lot of cukkers who have had gout as revealed by this thread.

I think NF should start a 'gouty toe' thread

[Mich the Tester]

[Old Greg]

there are an awful lot of cukkers who have had gout as revealed by this thread.

I think NF should start a 'gouty toe' thread

Haunch of venison in a port wine jus will sort that out.