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Urban foxes again!!!

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    #11
    Urban foxes again!!!

    Had a mate who steamed his to death, was relieving the pressure on his central heating boiler which was playing up and ready to burst, didn't realise where it was venting outside and didn't realise that was a stupid place to put the hutch.

    He though wee Thumpers death throes and fruitless escape attempt was the boiler making noises....

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      #12
      Urban foxes again!!!

      Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
      In all fairness, he was probably petrified for the 9 years fearing the fat twat was going to eat him.
      Or shag him...

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        #13
        Originally posted by stek View Post
        Or shag him...
        Old Hacks wife has been using a rabbit for years. It's the only way she gets any satisfaction. Oh that and the truck drivers.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Old Hacks wife has been using a rabbit for years. It's the only way she gets any satisfaction. Oh that and the truck drivers.


          What was the name of your rabbit - Toby?

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Old Hacks wife has been using a rabbit for years. It's the only way she gets any satisfaction. Oh that and the Household Division.
            ftfy

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #16
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Had a mate who steamed his to death, was relieving the pressure on his central heating boiler which was playing up and ready to burst, didn't realise where it was venting outside and didn't realise that was a stupid place to put the hutch.
              So.....the proverbial Hot Cross Bunny then?

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Old Hacks wife has been using a rabbit for years. It's the only way she gets any satisfaction. Oh that and the truck drivers.
                Beats your wife pulling a train every time you leave town hey MF Toot toot....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  ftfy

                  She draws the line at Squaddies fat boy, says they prefer spending the time in bed with each other, rather than her.

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                    #19
                    Are you sure it wasn't a cannibal rabbit that did it?
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Are you sure it wasn't a cannibal rabbit that did it?
                      Or a were-rabbit?

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