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Wodewick replied

9 May 2013, 19:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

He had a good run.

He had a tulip run if bleeding fox got into it you nob!
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mudskipper replied

9 May 2013, 17:02
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Are you sure it wasn't a cannibal rabbit that did it?

Or a were-rabbit?
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Zippy replied

9 May 2013, 17:00
Are you sure it wasn't a cannibal rabbit that did it?
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Old Hack replied

9 May 2013, 16:52
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

ftfy

She draws the line at Squaddies fat boy, says they prefer spending the time in bed with each other, rather than her.
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Old Hack replied

9 May 2013, 16:50
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Old Hacks wife has been using a rabbit for years. It's the only way she gets any satisfaction. Oh that and the truck drivers.

Beats your wife pulling a train every time you leave town hey MF Toot toot....
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shaunbhoy replied

9 May 2013, 16:42
Originally posted by stek View Post

Had a mate who steamed his to death, was relieving the pressure on his central heating boiler which was playing up and ready to burst, didn't realise where it was venting outside and didn't realise that was a stupid place to put the hutch.

So.....the proverbial Hot Cross Bunny then?
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shaunbhoy replied

9 May 2013, 16:41
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Old Hacks wife has been using a rabbit for years. It's the only way she gets any satisfaction. Oh that and the Household Division.

ftfy
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AtW replied

9 May 2013, 16:31
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Old Hacks wife has been using a rabbit for years. It's the only way she gets any satisfaction. Oh that and the truck drivers.

What was the name of your rabbit - Toby?
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MarillionFan replied

9 May 2013, 16:28
Originally posted by stek View Post

Or shag him...

Old Hacks wife has been using a rabbit for years. It's the only way she gets any satisfaction. Oh that and the truck drivers.
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stek replied

9 May 2013, 16:23
Urban foxes again!!!

Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

In all fairness, he was probably petrified for the 9 years fearing the fat twat was going to eat him.

Or shag him...
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stek replied

9 May 2013, 16:23
Urban foxes again!!!

Had a mate who steamed his to death, was relieving the pressure on his central heating boiler which was playing up and ready to burst, didn't realise where it was venting outside and didn't realise that was a stupid place to put the hutch.

He though wee Thumpers death throes and fruitless escape attempt was the boiler making noises....
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Old Hack replied

9 May 2013, 16:22
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Nope. Nine years with MF - it probably begged the fox to do it.

In all fairness, he was probably petrified for the 9 years fearing the fat twat was going to eat him.
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AtW replied

9 May 2013, 16:21
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Nope. Nine years with MF - it probably begged the fox to do it.
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MarillionFan replied

9 May 2013, 16:21
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Nope. Nine years with MF - it probably begged the fox to do it.

Least its only a rabbit I keep locked in a cage in my basement hey Ad!
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administrator replied

9 May 2013, 16:19
Originally posted by AtW View Post

You think that was one lucky rabbit???

Nope. Nine years with MF - it probably begged the fox to do it.
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