Everton's Next Manager

[proggy]

But managed to speak Spanish to the press...

If you think Beckham is dumb, Rooney will provide a new yardstick for that particular measure.

Never judge a Shrek by his ugly mug, there could be an untapped Nobel laureate brain in his large baldy noggin!

[Old Hack]

Never judge a Shrek by his ugly mug, there could be an untapped Nobel laureate brain in his large baldy noggin!

So Rooney may have an unknown known in that respect.

Sas would be proud.

[EternalOptimist]

If you think Beckham is dumb, Rooney will provide a new yardstick for that particular measure.

There are many different types of intelligence, Rooney has what is known as a 'football brain'

i.e. a pigs bladder full of air