Anyone who uses this pun will be hunted down and raped with a tree, we are not Americanists so today is the 4th of May
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I said it to someone a couple of weeks ago - they'd never heard it before!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAnyone who uses this pun will be hunted down and raped with a tree, we are not Americanists so today is the 4th of May
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAnyone who uses this pun will be hunted down and raped with a tree, we are not Americanists so today is the 4th of May

When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Can we reference the 'Return of the 6th' for Monday?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAnyone who uses this pun will be hunted down and raped with a tree, we are not Americanists so today is the 4th of May
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What can I say, im a fan of The Evil DeadOriginally posted by TestMangler View Post

Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Ah! That does explain why I've just seen a man dressed as a camp gold robot and a midget in a round dustbin with wheels trundling across reception. For a few minutes I thought I was in the same hotel as Eek and Simon Mac.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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We did have a report in our local news that a woman was raped by the canal. Not sure how that one works.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAnyone who uses this pun will be hunted down and raped with a tree, we are not Americanists so today is the 4th of May
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She'd wet herself and needed to blame someone/thing else?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWe did have a report in our local news that a woman was raped by the canal. Not sure how that one works.
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