Monkeys vs Daleks thread

[Emperor Dalek]

I want to be a CyberLizard... where do I get the chips from?

I've heard Superfish do some good deals.

Oh, and well done, Supreme, for keeping these monkeys in order while I wasn't looking. Text book responses.

[XLMonkey]

I am reminded of the great Douglas Adams comment that humans used to think that they were smarter than dolphins because they built empires, started wars etc. whilst dolphins just played around in the water having a great time.

Whereas dolphins thought that they were smarter than humans for exactly the same reason.

Monkeys have sex three times a day. Daleks do nothing but fail to build empires and regret the fact that, underneath the case, they are so ugly that even a syphillitic hippo wouldn't fancy them.

I rest my case (again)

[Lucifer Box]

Will a slice of battered cod and a 286 do the job or do I need a turbot with a Pentium 3?

A fish finger and a Z80 was all you needed in my day.

[XLMonkey]

A fish finger and a Z80 was all you needed in my day.

Just how old are you LB?

(I was looking at the mummy of Ramses II last week and I couldn't help but think of you)

[Francko]

Monkeys have sex three times a day. Daleks do nothing but fail to build empires and regret the fact that, underneath the case, they are so ugly that even a syphillitic hippo wouldn't fancy them.

I rest my case (again)

Indeed, what Materazzi told Zidane was:

"Your mother and sister are as ugly as a dalek" (this is a typical remark an angry monkey would tell another).

[Lucifer Box]

Lucifer is older than time, Monkey...

Like he said. Time and space are meaningless concepts to evil from beyond the dawn of time.

[Francko]

Like he said. Time and space are meaningless concepts to evil from beyond the dawn of time.

Bluff! Nothing can be as old as a monkey.

Paleontologists discover 55 million year old monkey fossil

[XLMonkey]

Apparently, he was preserved for millions of years in amber, still attempting to have one off the wrist.

LB, it's all very well making like some ancient evil from beyond time, but we all know that what you really want is a little bit of love and attention from a willing female....

.... even if she is a bit, hairy....
....and short....
....and rubber lipped.....

... oh dear, I think we've got all the way back round to speculation about Janey.

[DimPrawn]

**** what have I started.

[TheMonkey]

The fish finger helped to stop the ram pack rocking on the back of the ZX81...

I used glue gun glue!

Please note, this is not a reflection of my code quality or attitude when working on contracts.