Monkeys vs Daleks thread

[Dundeegeorge]

Respect

All excuses are good.

Killer line., ragazzo (spelling).

[XLMonkey]

Oh dear, another jealous hermaphrodite

Sex between monkeys has nothing to do with pleasure,

Oh yes it does......

[Dalek Supreme]

All you fecking monkeys will be the first against the extermination wall when the invasion happens. Even the Bhuddist ones.

[Francko]

All you fecking monkeys will be the first against the extermination wall when the invasion happens. Even the Bhuddist ones.

You can kill our bodies but our spirit will remain. And our bugs too.

[Dundeegeorge]

Yeah right

All you fecking monkeys will be the first against the extermination wall when the invasion happens. Even the Bhuddist ones.

You Daleks are pussies

A cyberman


See youse Daleks, right, no, right, honest, see youse, you're my best mates, honest, no, I liove youse guys, honest, I really do, the northern lights of old aberdeen.....

A Ciderman

[Cyber Controller]

Dundeegeorge, you will be given a free upgrade.

Upgrading is compulsory.

[XLMonkey]

All you fecking monkeys will be the first against the extermination wall when the invasion happens. Even the Bhuddist ones.

It's no good saying that, we'll be up over the wall and into the trees before you can even take aim.

Daleks can't even manage stairs, how on earth do you think you're going to cope with jungles?

We'll drop banana skins in your path and copulate wildly in front of you while you lie there, pathetic, immobilised and (you know it's true) jealous.

[Dundeegeorge]

Well Mr. Controller

Dundeegeorge, you will be given a free upgrade.

Upgrading is compulsory.

Today I believe I could just do with an upgrade, where do I go to collect it?
Can I bring a friend? (Yes I ******* have got some. Well, one. Well alright a colleague (have I already done this one?))

[Dalek Supreme]

It's no good saying that, we'll be up over the wall and into the trees before you can even take aim.

Daleks can't even manage stairs, how on earth do you think you're going to cope with jungles?

We'll drop banana skins in your path and copulate wildly in front of you while you lie there, pathetic, immobilised and (you know it's true) jealous.

Jungles? No problem...




Stairs? No problem...




Think again, monkeys. I've ordered a batch of robotising helmets especially for you.

[Cyber Controller]

Today I believe I could just do with an upgrade, where do I go to collect it?

Report to Battersea Power Station. We'll take care of the rest.