OK I give up, Können Sie mir bitte helfen?

[suityou01]

this is the quickest route and it will cost €2.20:

06:56 from Bielefeld, Mainweg by foot ca. 5 Minuten
07:01 to Bi-Sennestadt, Andersen- Schule
07:01 from Bi-Sennestadt, Andersen-Schule take Bus 135
07:05 to Bi-Sennestadt, Sennestadthaus Bi-Sennestadt, Württembg Allee
07:07 from Bi-Sennestadt, Sennestadthaus take Bus 39
07:12 to Bi-Sennestadt, Bahnhof Bi-Sennestadt, Bahnhof

There are 3 other variations. Try the website Startseite - moBiel.de and put in your information or download the plan for the bus routes or a schematic: Gesamtnetzplan schematisch - moBiel.de

Ok so I have a local map from the "Yellow sides" in front of me and your proposal is acceptable. I am writing it up tonight and will set out on my expedition in the morning.

IF I am successful, you vill have ze rep, if nichts, so, ......... alles ganz klar ist.

[Cliphead]

Yes, but I have to get to work in a timely fashion. I am in a fairly rural area and having a rough idea is more than a pre-requisite. It aint Glasgow you know

Knock somebody's door, go down the local pub or whatever and just ask. As has been mentioned people are generally friendly and willing to help even if yer English.

I've asked taxi drivers and they've been happy to point me in the right direction. I don't need to ask for directions in Glasgow only when I'm away from home and it works every time.

[suityou01]

Knock somebody's door, go down the local pub or whatever and just ask. As has been mentioned people are generally friendly and willing to help even if yer English.

I've asked taxi drivers and they've been happy to point me in the right direction. I don't need to ask for directions in Glasgow only when I'm away from home and it works every time.

Good idea, but again there isn't a local pub. I asked yesterday where all the pubs are and the response was "we don't really have any round here".

It's 10 O'Clock at night here so knocking doors ain't gonna go down to well. I leave for work before 7am so similarly.

[darmstadt]

Here might give some pointers where to eat and drink and while I'm up here I have my radio tuned to BFBS and stuff near you

[suityou01]

Here might give some pointers where to eat and drink and while I'm up here I have my radio tuned to BFBS and stuff near you

WDR2 for me all the way

[Sysman]

A quick bit of copy and paste into a spreadsheet gives me 11.526 km.

I suggest that Suity uses public transport.

But a taxi seems eminently suitable until he works out a public transport route.

Yes, but I have to get to work in a timely fashion. I am in a fairly rural area and having a rough idea is more than a pre-requisite. It aint Glasgow you know

Are you made of money man!!!

My advice to you stops here.

I and others here have cracking good German but personally I can't be arsed helping you if you don't listen to the advice folks are giving you here.

[suityou01]

My advice to you stops here.

I and others here have cracking good German but personally I can't be arsed helping you if you don't listen to the advice folks are giving you here.

Bit harsh fella. Need to read between the lines

Suityou Enterprises is on it's last leg. I drove here in an 18 year old German automobile that has just developed a serious fault. We have no cash. Germany doesn't do credit cards. We have a 30 day payment policy with the agency on a monthly invoicing regime.

I DO NOT HAVE ANY ******* MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

Advice is a fine thing but if it involves parting with coins I can't even help myself.

Pull the pole out of your keister.

[Sysman]

Bit harsh fella. Need to read between the lines

Suityou Enterprises is on it's last leg. I drove here in an 18 year old German automobile that has just developed a serious fault. We have no cash. Germany doesn't do credit cards. We have a 30 day payment policy with the agency on a monthly invoicing regime.

I DO NOT HAVE ANY ******* MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

Advice is a fine thing but if it involves parting with coins I can't even help myself.

Sorry I didn't realise you were skint.

I would not have said what I did if I had realised.

Please accept my apologies.

[FiveTimes]

Suityou Enterprises is on it's last leg. I drove here in an 18 year old German automobile that has just developed a serious fault. We have no cash. Germany doesn't do credit cards. We have a 30 day payment policy with the agency on a monthly invoicing regime.

I DO NOT HAVE ANY ******* MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

Advice is a fine thing but if it involves parting with coins I can't even help myself.

Germany doesnt do credit cards ? WTF is that all about ? I thought every country in world took them?

Do you not have a couple of quid you can pull out of the business as a directors loan ?

Hope you get it sorted

[sasguru]

I DO NOT HAVE ANY ******* MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

I ought to feel sorry for you but wasn't it you who a couple of weeks ago was boasting about his prowess in "technical analysis" on the stock market or currency markets or summat?

Funny how all these so-called experts like you, DP and Santa Clause end up skint.