Showing off (formally contractor lifestyle)

[jimjamuk]

It is not for my next gig!!!!

It is for the commute into London that I will almost definitely have.

My lad has something similar, but Roman. Helmet and blunt Gladius the best bits of that set

[MyUserName]

They are in London.

They're not really but we have to spread these rumours to keep the northerners out somehow

Ah then claim that everyone who visits London has to buy a round, it is the law?

[MyUserName]

My lad has something similar, but Roman. Helmet and blunt Gladius the best bits of that set

My 4 year old daughter has a sword, shield and flail set. She is pretty fierce with the sword.

[Bunk]

Ah then claim that everyone who visits London has to buy a round, it is the law?

True, that'll scare them right off. They'd need to mortgage their house.

Again, not true but you get the idea

[jimjamuk]

My 4 year old daughter has a sword, shield and flail set. She is pretty fierce with the sword.

Bought him a mannequin for it to sit on - Fred he calls it, and it still scared the sh1ters out of me when I go into his room as its behind his door

[MyUserName]

Bought him a mannequin for it to sit on - Fred he calls it, and it still scared the sh1ters out of me when I go into his room as its behind his door

[doodab]

Come on, where's the showing off?

Who's got a shiny expensive car, holiday to some exotic place booked, new and impressive house, trophy wife full of implants to boast about?

Anyone?

My house is impressive(ly cluttered).

I've got a shiny expensive car as well. I had it polished the other day, and it's bloody expensive to run.

[hyperD]

Grub club is the last bastion of the contracting lifestyle

WBS - if you think you're living the contractor lifestyle, show others here at The Grub Club!

Plus I have all my own teeth and hair.

[MyUserName]

Plus I have all my own teeth and hair.

Are they in a jar next to the bed?

[hyperD]

Are they in a jar next to the bed?

Are you the Surrey bedroom stalker I've been tracking?