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So has anyone actually done anything constructive so far this morning?

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    #21
    Originally posted by The_Gimp
    I'm guessing din dins is a euphemism for mummys and daddys. Oh and I said I was 'bizzy' thurs.. but I know in my heart of hearts that next time we have work drinks and I am pearsed and with no other better offers...
    fat birds....always so accommodating after a few drinks, even though they know that when your chundering in the morning it's because of what you woke up next to, not the beer
    whats the lowest you can do this for?

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      #22
      Originally posted by The_Gimp
      investment bank in the city..
      is she the sandwich girl, or the cleaner
      whats the lowest you can do this for?

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        #23
        Originally posted by HankWangford
        is she the sandwich girl, or the cleaner
        She works in HR. We have some outside agency that looks after the cleaning and there is this one cleaner who is f**king outstanding. Tall ,slim, dark hair with nice pert t*ts. She is from some impoverished Eastern European country and is probably riddled with stds, but man serious eye candy for a wed morning.. I could ride her till the cows came home, but u would have to tripple-bag it if you catch my drift..

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          #24
          Yes, resigned ... oops, terminated contract ...

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            #25
            Done 2 or three Microsoft virtual labs today. Done about 5 minutes real work, finding out who owned a system for someone, but that was it. I am sooooo bored! Will do another MS technet lab soon. They are very realistic though, have to give it to them. The servers hang, come up with hardware errors, the new admin code doen't work..... just like real life!

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              #26
              Well I think the fact that the thread has made it to three pages and is still going strong answers the original question. Lazy feckers one and all. Brings a tear to my eye so it does
              Last edited by DaveB; 12 July 2006, 12:29.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #27
                Had a most satisfying dump just now.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #28
                  that reminds me
                  Time to take a dump
                  bye

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                    #29
                    Had an interview....for a permie job *gag*

                    But times are tight and cash needs re-establishing.

                    Otherwise ... I had a bacon sarni...
                    http://nickmueller.blogspot.com/

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                      #30
                      14:10

                      Just back from a 2 hour power nap at hotel...
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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