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The fact that you even think of such a thing, shows again, you are a wannabe from a chav background.Comment
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Beg to differ: I may well be a chav but I say 'dahta' because I learned Latin at school.Originally posted by pjclarke View PostImmediate Chav giveaways
'Would of' for 'would have'
'expresso' for 'espresso'
'dahta' for 'data'
Drinking red wine with fish, OTOH is perfectly fine, whatever James Bond says.Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.Comment
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It should be a Wange Wover.Originally posted by Troll View PostEpic fail on the Subaru belonging to an Elite...but you're too thick to understand"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I'm a wannabe from an aristocratic background. I wannabe a rich chav. Which would be you apart for the rich bit.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThe fact that you even think of such a thing, shows again, you are a wannabe from a chav background.Hard Brexit now!
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show us a photo proof of your elite lifestyle sas, oh no, I forgot we did that one and you refused using every excuse in the book..Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm a wannabe from an aristocratic background. I wannabe a rich chav. Which would be you apart for the rich bit.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Who the fook are you again? Did you really think I would drop everything to post a photo for you, when I don't really give a flying fook what you think?Originally posted by chef View Postshow us a photo proof of your elite lifestyle sas, oh no, I forgot we did that one and you refused using every excuse in the book..
Believe what you want, it's enough for me that I have the last laugh
Hard Brexit now!
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The problem is sassy boy, you're wrong. Everyone is laughing, the only difference being that they are laughing at your delusional grandeur rather than laughing along with you.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWho the fook are you again? Did you really think I would drop everything to post a photo for you, when I don't really give a flying fook what you think?
Believe what you want, it's enough for me that I have the last laugh

To help your alzheimer's, my name is chef, I've been posting on here slightly more than 2 posts per day on average since 2006. Time to take the medication again sonny.
p.s nice of you to drop everything and post a reply within 4 mins of mine though
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Ageing E class mercs seem to be popular among the posh folk I know,also astons, ferraris and jags.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Bleh. I bet you also insist that it is a plural .... 'these dahta are validated....' doubleI may well be a chav but I say 'dahta' because I learned Latin at school.
My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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