Being a genius attracts women

[Fungus]

Not so in France. If you are weedy, not rich, have eyes that look in opposite directions, stink of Gauloises, and write bulltulip books on philosophy, the floosies will be all over you. They like brains. But you have to like women who do not use soap and have hairy arm pits.

[Helios]

What is a female? Is it one of those things you see on worldsex.com?
Why do they never look as good when you go to buy booze from the supermarket?

[Helios]

Is that stretchmarks I see around the inner thighs. LOL

[threaded]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/5168002.stm
I think Threaded has this problem also.

True, true, I have to live out in the middle of nowhere, where the road signs are all wrong, to keep them at bay.

[Helios]

I have a fresh set of dummies on ebay if your interested.

[Jabberwocky]

Is that stretchmarks I see around the inner thighs. LOL

I am surprised that you can see anything.

[Fungus]

I have a fresh set of dummies on ebay if your interested.

There's plenty of dummies here thanks.

Oh, and:

you're

HTH