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Fungus replied

6 August 2006, 13:30
Originally posted by Helios

I have a fresh set of dummies on ebay if your interested.

There's plenty of dummies here thanks.

Oh, and:

you're

HTH
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Jabberwocky replied

6 August 2006, 13:20
Originally posted by Helios

Is that stretchmarks I see around the inner thighs. LOL

I am surprised that you can see anything.
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Helios replied

6 August 2006, 06:12
I have a fresh set of dummies on ebay if your interested.
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threaded replied

12 July 2006, 04:23
Originally posted by DimPrawn

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/5168002.stm
I think Threaded has this problem also.

True, true, I have to live out in the middle of nowhere, where the road signs are all wrong, to keep them at bay.
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Helios replied

12 July 2006, 03:16
Is that stretchmarks I see around the inner thighs. LOL
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Helios replied

12 July 2006, 02:49
What is a female? Is it one of those things you see on worldsex.com?
Why do they never look as good when you go to buy booze from the supermarket?
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Fungus replied

11 July 2006, 17:21
Not so in France. If you are weedy, not rich, have eyes that look in opposite directions, stink of Gauloises, and write bulltulip books on philosophy, the floosies will be all over you. They like brains. But you have to like women who do not use soap and have hairy arm pits.
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ladymuck replied

11 July 2006, 15:59
Of course, there's no such thing as a free lunch!
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ALM replied

11 July 2006, 15:57
I knew there would be conditions. There always are with women.
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ladymuck replied

11 July 2006, 15:55
Originally posted by Fungus

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that women have a preference for large man parts in the accepted location, not on the forehead.

Very true.

And no tashes either.
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Fungus replied

11 July 2006, 14:02
Originally posted by ALM

Let's test this theory....

I have large man parts and loads of money. Am I allowed to penetrate you now?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that women have a preference for large man parts in the accepted location, not on the forehead.
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AtW replied

11 July 2006, 12:22
Note - he had tash...
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ALM replied

11 July 2006, 12:13
Originally posted by ladymuck

Sorry that's bullsh*t. Women are attracted to money and large man-parts (and an ability to use both creatively).

Let's test this theory....

I have large man parts and loads of money. Am I allowed to penetrate you now?
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ladymuck replied

11 July 2006, 11:44
Sorry that's bullsh*t. Women are attracted to money and large man-parts (and an ability to use both creatively).
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The Lone Gunman replied

11 July 2006, 11:40
Originally posted by xoggoth

I think the correct phrase is likely to be famous genius

I suspect "rich" might come into it. Whichever it is it can't be true. I can't see Hawking getting much!
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