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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm high on life, my friend.
No alcohol, no coffee, low salt <1g a day, 5 fruit and veg a day, minimum 5 km run a day, squash twice a week.
A regime that puts hairs on yer balls.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostJust keeping you busy while me mate kn0bs yer missus.If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostYou fooking dullardWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostOh yeah fanks for reminding moi:
6. Delusional religious loons to which (1) must necessarily apply.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post
No alcohol, no coffee, low salt <1g a day, 5 fruit and veg a day, minimum 5 km run a day, squash twice a week.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostJust keeping you busy while me mate kn0bs yer missus.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostYou fooking dullardOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI think he's in prison.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou really have crossed the Rubicon of tedium and pitched camp in delusion city, haven't you?
*or simply are training for the London MarathonHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostSince there are many well-respected leading scientists and doctors who are religious loons, your hypotheses fails at the very first hurdle, disproof by counter-example. You're not great at this science stuff...
But if you take comfort from the odd crank, so be it.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostSome of us aspire to excellence*
*or simply are training for the London Marathon
In less than 3.5 hours too........................a while ago admittedly........“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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