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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You've become a background noise, such is the irrelevance of your contribution.
    Just keeping you busy while me mate kn0bs yer missus.
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      I'm high on life, my friend.

      No alcohol, no coffee, low salt <1g a day, 5 fruit and veg a day, minimum 5 km run a day, squash twice a week.
      A regime that puts hairs on yer balls.
      You fooking dullard

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Just keeping you busy while me mate kn0bs yer missus.
        If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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          #14
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          You fooking dullard
          I think he's in prison.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Oh yeah fanks for reminding moi:

            6. Delusional religious loons to which (1) must necessarily apply.
            Since there are many well-respected leading scientists and doctors who are religious loons, your hypotheses fails at the very first hurdle, disproof by counter-example. You're not great at this science stuff...
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post

              No alcohol, no coffee, low salt <1g a day, 5 fruit and veg a day, minimum 5 km run a day, squash twice a week.
              You really have crossed the Rubicon of tedium and pitched camp in delusion city, haven't you?

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Just keeping you busy while me mate kn0bs yer missus.
                If your mate is anything like you he won't be able to get it up.
                HTH
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  You fooking dullard
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I think he's in prison.
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  You really have crossed the Rubicon of tedium and pitched camp in delusion city, haven't you?

                  Some of us aspire to excellence*

                  *or simply are training for the London Marathon
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Since there are many well-respected leading scientists and doctors who are religious loons, your hypotheses fails at the very first hurdle, disproof by counter-example. You're not great at this science stuff...
                    The number of atheist scientists outnumbers the few believers by a huge factor. As you well know.
                    But if you take comfort from the odd crank, so be it.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      Some of us aspire to excellence*

                      *or simply are training for the London Marathon
                      Some of us have already done the London Marathon.........

                      In less than 3.5 hours too........................a while ago admittedly........
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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