So, I hate cheese. What's your food hate?

[Sysman]

Oh, that's proper quality dining that is.

Much better than the ground rice with burned bits alternative.

Peaches were a Sunday teatime thing. Fruit cocktail out of a can was infinitely preferable.

Though one does have to carefully select the correct tin opener* if the can doesn't have a ring pull.

*I have recently returned to the good old faithfull tin opener as more modern ones don't seem to cut the mustard (or the tin) any more.

I had problems finding both a decent spud peeler and can opener several years ago, but have managed to get one of each which actually work, and for more than a few weeks too.

[Sysman]

I am sure those cherries are indeed full of some hideous chemical or other.

The last can of fruit cocktail I bought only had one and I felt cheated.

But when it's half the price of the posh brand what do I really expect?

The rest tastes just as good so I'll take the saving please.

[Sysman]

And there's probly no horse in it either.

One of the adverts seen on a bus this morning was for IKEA meatballs.

Which are allegedly Neddy free because when the BSE scare was on they switched to a local supplier in this country.

Given the price of horsemeat here, I can believe them too. They wouldn't sell it so cheaply.