Friday Poetry Corner

[sasguru]

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell,
I'll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I'll save.

[sasguru]

There once was a man from the Cape
Who ****ed a barbarian ape
The ape said you fool
You ****ed up my tool
And put all my arse out of shape

[sasguru]

There once was a girl from Sydney
Who could take it right up to her kidney
But a guy from Quebec
Shoved it up to her neck
He had a long one, now didn't he.

[Ruprect]

There was a young man from Nantucket...
-> your turn sasguru

[sasguru]

Who saved his farts in a bucket

[Ruprect]

with a hole for his nose

[sasguru]

And his dick on his toes

[Ruprect]

And his dick on his toes

seem to have strayed from the whole bucket/fart imagery...you'd better finish this one sas.

[sasguru]

He said "Oh fook it!"

That was a bit limp...

[Ruprect]

Snow white she awoke with a grunt,
And heard several noises from in front
Looking down she saw Dock
With an upstanding c0ck
climb a ladder to get to her .... tits

I thank you