Monday Links from the Bench vol. CLXVI

[doodab]

That is a mere hint of the big problem that will confront people in the future in attempting to assert their individuality and originality.

Hence the sight I recently enjoyed of a man in a silly hat in starbucks ordering a coffee, the description of which was so complicated he had to pause for breath.

[Ignis Fatuus]

"As far as killer whales are concerned, the semen is collected from an adult male trained to voluntarily ejaculate. The male, positioned belly up and adjacent to the edge of the pool, is trained to present his penis." The article includes photographs of this process, which may be NSFW if you work with large marine mammals

The next time someone asks me what NSFW means, I shall use this as an example.

[eek]

They get gobsmacked when all I say is "black".

I generally end up with something moderately undrinkable & too hot.

In most places that would be an americano (basically an expresso with lots of hot water added).

Eek in teaching Zeity to suck eggs mode.