What have I missed?

[DaveB]

Apparently half a pint of pomegranit juice a day is good for the prostate...

Mostly coz you spend so much time tulipting through the eye of a needle that you don't worry about it any more...

With or without pips? Pebbledash anyone?

[Cyber Controller]

Flax oil. Does wonder for the prostate and your joints. Us Cyberpeople find it so much more efficacious than WD40.

[The Lone Gunman]

Any kind of oil works when massaging the prostate, otherwise the rabbit hurts like hell (in both directions).

[Cyber Controller]

Would that be similar to Linseed Oil, oh Cyberleader?

The very same.

LG, you don't massage your prostate with it, you drink it.

[The Lone Gunman]

Oh? Have I said too much? I'll get me coat!

[Joe Black.]

The very same.

LG, you don't massage your prostate with it, you drink it.

after he's massaged his prostate

[The Lone Gunman]

And it comes in handy for oiling one's cricket bat...

That is realy gonna hurt even if its just handle...... ohh.... sorry, silly me........ yes yes of course linseed oil and cricket bats, of course I knew......

[Captain Jack]

after he's massaged his prostate

I'll give his prostage a massage he'll never forget.

[The Lone Gunman]

Could be worse; could be a light bulb

That story made me cringe <shudder> what if it broke???

[The Lone Gunman]

I'll give his prostage a massage he'll never forget.

Roger and out eh!