Little black plastic bags tied in a bow and hanging from tree branches

[MaryPoppins]

This is a problem with lots of dog owners.

They get a nice young puppy and because it's cute and a friendly breed they decide it doesn't need training.

They know if they let the dog of the lead in a park to chase a runner or cyclist then the dog won't get harmed but if they do it in the country they may find a farmer/gamer keeper will shoot the dog.

Is there nothing on which you're not an expert?

[minestrone]

He's copying his mum.

[MarillionFan]

I feel bad for as getting the joke means i must also be a sick fecker!

[MaryPoppins]

I feel bad for as getting the joke means i must also be a sick fecker!

Sadly, +1.

[mudskipper]

Sadly, +1.

Please explain to those of us who have had a sheltered upbringing?

[lilelvis2000]

I'll never have kids,

Great. that is the smartest thing you've said all day.

[escapeUK]

Indeed. Either a jaffa or a pig-fugly bloke. Most probably both.

Fascinating. So you are anti-white, pro-africa, very pro-immigration but anti-gay. You arent from here, are you. It all becomes clear.

You really are thick.

I also guess you were a fat kid as well because you must have not played any games outside when you were a kid.

Well better that than the gobby class whore.

And quite honestly, the next time I own a dog Im going to make a point of walking him around playgrounds since I know it annoys people like those who have replied and I want to do my bit with regard to evolution. The bit where the weak die.

[sasguru]

Fascinating. So you are anti-white, pro-africa, very pro-immigration but anti-gay. You arent from here, are you. It all becomes clear.
.

I know you have a low IQ so I expect you to draw the wrong conclusions based on the available evidence.
But I didn't really expect you to be that stupid.
Please give us all a laugh and tell us how you came to the above conclusions.

[bless 'em all]

Explain? I'm not falling into that trap.

[sasguru]

And quite honestly, the next time I own a dog Im going to make a point of walking him around playgrounds.

No you won't. I'm quite sure you're a dirty farker who fouls public spaces, but I'm also quite sure you're a coward who'd only do it when no one was watching.