Little black plastic bags tied in a bow and hanging from tree branches

[MarillionFan]

Well having been a child when no one had ever heard of picking up a dog turd and I can honestly I never knew anyone who caught a disease. Perhaps we were just intelligent and knew not to play in dog crap?



My dog never went running around screaming in the supermarket either. I'll never have kids, I despise the little twats.



No, Im the one against all this immigration. Remember?

There were less kids and less dogs when you were a kid? Now the dog population is 4 million in the UK(2012 figures) compared to only 175k in 1970.

More dogs, more kids, more shiite, more messy shoes.
I may have made those numbers up to make my point

[sasguru]

No, Im the one against all this immigration. Remember?

It looks like most immigrants would be cleaner than you.

PS when are you going to change your username to the more accurate CompleteLoserWhoCantEscapeTheUK.

[doodab]

I'll never have kids, I despise the little twats.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how evolution works.

[sasguru]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how evolution works.

Indeed. Either a jaffa or a pig-fugly bloke. Most probably both.

[oracleslave]

Indeed. Either a jaffa or a pig-fugly bloke. Most probably both.

chocolate stabber

[SueEllen]

Well having been a child when no one had ever heard of picking up a dog turd and I can honestly I never knew anyone who caught a disease. Perhaps we were just intelligent and knew not to play in dog crap?

You really are thick.

I also guess you were a fat kid as well because you must have not played any games outside when you were a kid.

[MarillionFan]

You really are thick.

I also guess you were a fat kid as well because you must have not played any games outside when you were a kid.

That's a terrible slur! He had a dog when he was a kid because his mum told me he was so ugly she had to tie some sausages around his neck so the dog would play with him.

[minestrone]

There is a tree in one of the local parks with a mound of empty half vodka bottles under it, obvious some old boozing dog owner likes a light refreshment taking the pooch out during the evening.

[MaryPoppins]

My kids don't tulip on the floor. do yours?

Mine does.

[MarillionFan]

Mine does.

He's copying his mum.