Have you witnessed any accidents?

[Cliphead]

I've seen more aeroplance accidents and incidents than I have car accidents as well as one very large explosion but thankfully relatively few.

Including any you might have been involved in what have you seen?

[suityou01]

I've seen more aeroplance accidents and incidents than I have car accidents as well as one very large explosion but thankfully relatively few.

Including any you might have been involved in what have you seen?

I thought flying was the safest form of travel? D.N.C.

[suityou01]

I've seen more aeroplance accidents and incidents than I have car accidents as well as one very large explosion but thankfully relatively few.

Including any you might have been involved in what have you seen?

In answer to your question I had a nasty fender bender when someone went in the back of me. Bedridden for a week.

I had a shogun turn my fiesta into a bonnet ornament last July and I pulled an 83 year old pensioner from a smouldering wreck last September.

[Cliphead]

I thought flying was the safest form of travel? D.N.C.

Hanging around airports since I was a kid you're gonna see something.

[minestrone]

Was standing at a bus stop once, car bumped into the one in front, kids in the back seat of the car in front got a bit of a bump, next thing the guy in the hitting car reverses and hits the car behind. Then a pint of milk gets chucked from one from one of the grannies at the bus stop ,"watch the kids" gets screamed.

So the guy gets his car into the middle of the road and drives away with what can only be described as a romanic war onslaught with bean tins, tulipe meat and cans of soup getting hurled at the car from the bus stop.

Strangest thing I ever seen.

[suityou01]

Hanging around gents toilets since I was a kid you're gonna see something.

Ftfy

[Cliphead]

Ftfy

Right, outside

[suityou01]

Right, outside

Says the man who says he can't fight sleep.

[Cliphead]

Says the man who says he can't fight sleep.

You still tulip yerself the first time I met you. Care to tell the community how it happened?

The look on your face was priceless

[suityou01]

You still tulip yerself the first time I met you. Care to tell the community how it happened?

The look on your face was priceless

Be my guest. Big bully.