Making a million.

[MarillionFan]

Kickstarter campaign to produce a video called 'the angst of contractors'. Webcam an existential stream of conscioussness rant about IR35. Kick back and drink cocktails from fruit.

No! Got it.

A Time Cam. A web cam that lets you see Dinosaurs walking the earth. It's pointed out across the lush rainforest and you can see the coming and goings of dinosaurs. It's a fookin mint idea. Think of the advertising. If I only I knew someone with a time machine.

[AtW]

Why make a million when you'll have to pay it back in taxes?

[Mich the Tester]

Why make a million when you'll have to pay it back in taxes?

You won't if you make millions. Taxes are for the mere mortals earning tens or hundreds of thousands.

[MarillionFan]

Right. Off to the bookies. Wish me luck.

[Mich the Tester]

Right. Off to the bookies. Wish me luck.

You are requesting luck wishings. Please to be specifying;
- type of luck
- form of wishings

We can then raising ticket for change request. Please be doing the needful ting.

[DodgyAgent]

I'd like to bank a million pounds this year, personally, in the bank, in my sky rocket like, so I can take 2014 off and live life comfortably.

Ideas please. If its a good one and it works out you the lucky winner of the best suggestion will win 5%.

What should I do?

Do what I do.

Place ten contractors at £100,000 a year, fob them off about paying them and then close/liquidate the company after a year.

[original PM]

you still here?

not made your million yet?

tch

amateur

[rob s]

You are requesting luck wishings. Please to be specifying;
- type of luck
- form of wishings

We can then raising ticket for change request. Please be doing the needful ting.

We can prepone your change if it is requirement?

[TestMangler]

We can prepone your change if it is requirement?

Luck is working as design. Please be raise changing request.

[Mich the Tester]

Do what I do.

Place ten contractors at £100,000 a year, fob them off about paying them and then close/liquidate the company after a year.

Then spend the million on bodyguards, a home CCTV system and an electric fence when you wake up to find your daughter's pony's head next to you in bed.

<MTT in 'I'll get that last agent' mode>