Has it come to this?

**Cliphead** · 29 January 2013, 20:31

Originally posted by stek View Post

Busted my work kecks zip this morning, and as the stek todger is so huge I had to wear my jeans today for work other the beast would have leap out. At a bank.

No matter, nipped into Dunnes at lunch and bought some kecks, not realising they had an elasticated waist. Dark Chinos but still, elasticated waist?

Tried 'em on and I feel fantastic, no more holding it in for me, not more tightening the belt up that extra hole, stek is letting it all hang out - well, expand out in a controlled way. Controlled by this fabulous elastic waistline. What an invention!

I'm old, aren't I.....?

Elasticated waist, the friend of the fat cnts.

**Troll** · 29 January 2013, 20:36

Originally posted by stek View Post

Busted my work kecks zip this morning, and as the stek todger is so huge I had to wear my jeans today for work other the beast would have leap out. At a bank.

No matter, nipped into Dunnes at lunch and bought some kecks, not realising they had an elasticated waist. Dark Chinos but still, elasticated waist?

Tried 'em on and I feel fantastic, no more holding it in for me, not more tightening the belt up that extra hole, stek is letting it all hang out - well, expand out in a controlled way. Controlled by this fabulous elastic waistline. What an invention!

I'm old, aren't I.....?

Big mistake! the over hang of the belly is a sure sign you're getting podgy - natures way of delivering a subliminal message to " quit eating so much you fat bastard"
If you wear elasticated kecks (not heard that word for years!) unconstrained, the gut will just go on expanding - expect a Jabba the Hut sized belly in a very short time

HTH

**MarillionFan** · 29 January 2013, 20:36

Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Elasticated waist, the friend of the fat cnts.

My trousers have elasticated ankles.

**Cliphead** · 29 January 2013, 20:39

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

My trousers have elasticated ankles.

The friend of the incontinent...

**stek** · 29 January 2013, 20:48

Oy, before u pile on, I bought 'em by accident, I'm 51, of course the old flat stomach has long gone but I'm not as fat as Suity or half of SimonMac.

I'm 17 stone, 6' 4" (is this where I say I play Rugby and train and offer everyone out and then not turn up cos I'm actually fat?)

Actually I have a small arse, my missus says, and she's 17 soon. I think I just have a fat back.

**AtW** · 29 January 2013, 20:50

Originally posted by stek View Post

Oy, before u pile on, I bought 'em by accident, I'm 51, of course the old flat stomach has long gone but I'm not as fat as Suity or half of SimonMac.

I'm 17 stone, 6' 4" (is this where I say I play Rugby and train and offer everyone out and then not turn up cos I'm actually fat?)

Actually I have a small arse, my missus says, and she's 17 soon. I think I just have a fat back.

How did you manage to marry 16 year old while being 51?

Must be great personality

**mudskipper** · 29 January 2013, 20:53

Originally posted by stek View Post

Oy, before u pile on, I bought 'em by accident, I'm 51, of course the old flat stomach has long gone but I'm not as fat as Suity or half of SimonMac.

I'm 17 stone, 6' 4" (is this where I say I play Rugby and train and offer everyone out and then not turn up cos I'm actually fat?)

Actually I have a small arse, my missus says, and she's 17 soon. I think I just have a fat back.

51? Blimey. I had you down as about 34.

**stek** · 29 January 2013, 20:54

Originally posted by AtW View Post

How did you manage to marry 16 year old while being 51?

Must be great personality

Or I made it up?

**Cliphead** · 29 January 2013, 20:55

Originally posted by stek View Post

Oy, before u pile on, I bought 'em by accident, I'm 51, of course the old flat stomach has long gone but I'm not as fat as Suity or half of SimonMac.

I'm 17 stone, 6' 4" (is this where I say I play Rugby and train and offer everyone out and then not turn up cos I'm actually fat?)

Actually I have a small arse, my missus says, and she's 17 soon. I think I just have a fat back.

I'm 52 and 14st, I'll never have the flat stomach again but I do climb munroes to keep fit and shag 17 year olds but avoid the complications

Alexei, it's all about personality not looks. Oh, and playing a banjo.

HTH

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