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    #31
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    She said you could not get much quicker.
    Yeah, had to rush off to service Mrs BP.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #32
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Yeah, had to rush off to service Mrs BP.
      I think she would prefer it is you got your pants off before you finished. Women can be so picky.....

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        #33
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        AG was not the eventual winner. He managed to do 7 laps of the run course instead of 6!

        Do you prefer turns or speed humps?

        Everyone drafts you - its not for the aerodynamics you know!
        Dont like pervs - got a few here

        The cobbled speedbumps managed to skew one of my wheels for about 4 laps then de-skew them - most likley they wernt tightened enough.

        I know AG - he did Henley too - trademark denim cycling shorts and proper northern

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          #34
          Originally posted by Dallas View Post
          Dont like pervs
          So you dislike all men then?

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            #35
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I think she would prefer it is you got your pants off before you finished. Women can be so picky.....
            Mrs BP is picky indeed; she grabbed my soggy pants and said 'I'd never dare do this with my husband'. Really, what she did next, you'd rather not know.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #36
              Similar to last weekend, travelling, but this time coming back from my fantasy long-haul business trip

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                #37
                Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                Dont like pervs
                Well, for me you don't need to like pervs as long as you like custard.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Mrs BP is picky indeed; she grabbed my soggy pants and said 'I'd never dare do this with my husband'. Really, what she did next, you'd rather not know.
                  You haven't got her excited again have you? I was looking forward to a decent kip tonight.

                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Well, for me you don't need to like pervs as long as you like sharing custard with the ladies volleyball team.
                  FTFY

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                    #39
                    Stuff
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                      Entertaining a slighter older lady tomorrow evening with a seven course Italian meal:-

                      Courgette and parmesan soup amuse bouche
                      Clams in a white wine sauce
                      Prawns wrapped in prosciutto and fried in butter
                      A side of porksword
                      Pizza Florentine
                      Caprese salad
                      Tagliatelle and creamy lobster sauce
                      Espresso Granita
                      Creme Caramel
                      Some Chefs special sauce
                      FTFY

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