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When I were a soldier, I was stationed with a unit of females, about 150 of em, and their barracks was off limits to males.
One night the MP's did a raid and caught three blokes in bed with birds.
So they were hoiked up in front of the major and asked if they 'would accept their punishment'
(if you say yes, you might get guard duties, fined or a few days in the local pokey. If you say no, it goes to a courts martial. noone EVER says no)
these blokes said no.
The major sh@t himself. The sergeant major sh@t himself. The WRAC oic sh@t herself.
so the sergeant major takes the three lads around the back, to find out why they were being so stoopid.
They said they would accept their punishment if the 35 birds who had been caught in bed with 35 other birds were also charged.
the charges were quietly dropped.
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