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    CUK Manifesto

    Assuming we're going to have a candidate at the next election. What do we want?
    103
    No drink no drugs
    0.97%
    1
    Drinking
    7.77%
    8
    Drugs
    5.83%
    6
    Drink & drugs
    5.83%
    6
    Sex drugs and rock and roll
    8.74%
    9
    Sex
    9.71%
    10
    Legalised prostitution
    4.85%
    5
    Legalised drug dealing
    4.85%
    5
    Abolish IR35
    11.65%
    12
    Reform the tax system
    8.74%
    9
    In the EU
    7.77%
    8
    Out of the EU
    5.83%
    6
    Abolish speed limits
    3.88%
    4
    Invade somewhere or other
    3.88%
    4
    Invade AndyW's mums "front room"
    9.71%
    10
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    I've only voted for one policy that can be buried deep in the manifesto.

    The other policies can be made up when we have asked the focus groups based on the constituency demographic the candidate will be standing in.

    After all Nu Labour and the Lib Dems both did that to get into government. And we had 13 bloody years of Blair and Brown.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      permies to be sent to work in the coal mines.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        permies to be sent to work in the coal mines.
        You're obviously not counting on extracting any coal.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          MTT to be forced to shared his private photograph album with all of cuk.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            MTT to be forced to shared his private photograph album with all of cuk.
            You all want to see me playing rugby in skin tight shirts?
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              You all want to see me playing rugby in skin tight shirts?


              skirts

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                #8
                Anonymous internet forums should be banned.

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