Can't Stay Awake !!

[Platypus]

I'm jet lagged, sleep deprived and in an interminable meeting where the heat is turned up to 25C.

Trying everything including posting on here to try to stay awake ...

Falling asleep would be a poor career move for me: lots of bigwigs in here

Please post entertaining / interesting replies that will keep my brain occupied

[mudskipper]

I recommend doing a headstand.

[ctdctd]

Imagine them all naked...........

Or try shooting them all one by one - in your mind obv.

Or pinch your inner thigh really hard.

Or go for broke and pinch someone else's inner thigh really hard.......

[Platypus]

Thanks guys, that helped Although I bottled pinching someone else

Also extensive TripAdvisor research finding some spots to visit on Friday and Saturday

And some Extra Strong Mints I found in my pocket

Job done. Meeting over. Have to wait for MyClient to stop checking her emails and get outta here, in the meantime, trying to look busy by tapping this garbage into my lappy