Why didn't any of them go on to develop any super powers. These DC comics were actually a pile of horsetulip then!
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Maddest thing I've seen in a while, though it's from the Wail.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Still doesOriginally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAlcohol improved your driving as well.
It relaxed you, apparently.
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Don't you have to be bitten by something radioactive to gain superpowers, rather than being radioactive yourself?Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostWhy didn't any of them go on to develop any super powers. These DC comics were actually a pile of horsetulip then!Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Not sure when National Service ended but I knew someone who did it and said his lot were either sent to do nuclear testing or getting rid of old ammunition. He did the latter and ended up very deaf, but still thought he had the better end of it. I dont remember whether he actually had a choice or whether they were just assigned. National Service wasnt voluntary, of course.Comment
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Yeah, super power of being able to shag as many birds as they want and not get one of the pregnant!Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostWhy didn't any of them go on to develop any super powers. These DC comics were actually a pile of horsetulip then!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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