Aagh Noooo!

[xoggoth]

I like being at home sponging on the wife and making pocket money from pictures of worms and squirrels.

Had a phone interview on Friday which I thought I had most satifyingly bolloxed up but agency has just phoned to say the client wants to know my availability. Taken completely off guard I said immediate.

Any ideas re retreiving this desperate situation?

[SupremeSpod]

Remind them about the terms of your parole...

[sasguru]

That's easy

Just read them all Chico's posts on the phone, pretending they are your own thoughts.

Won't touch you with a bargepole, then:lol

[WageSlave1]

Re: That's easy

Ask them what they are wearing. Trust me, works every time

[thunderlizard]

Re: That's easy

Factor your reluctance into your rate until you're satisfied. Every man has his price.

[DimPrawn]

Re: That's easy

Don't know, but don't give squirrels Viagra. It doesn't do them any good.



HTH

[trajectory]

Re: That's easy

Just rock up to the interview with a copy of Readers' Slugs under your arm. Sorted.

[WageSlave1]

Re: That's easy

Don't know, but don't give squirrels Viagra. It doesn't do them any good.

DP, what exactly were you hoping to achieve in giving viagra to a squirrel?

[DimPrawn]

Re: That's easy

Important scientific research, and helps pass the time.

[SupremeSpod]

Re: That's easy

DP, what exactly were you hoping to achieve in giving viagra to a squirrel?

Instant Loo Brush.