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Yep, that was my problem tonight - a couple of beers, then best part of a bottle on an empty stomach. But now I really fancy another... -
Ah, so my mental picture of you needs amending.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostDespite the rumours I don't actually drink that much.
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I can only drink on an empty stomach but that changes my blood sugar chemistry such that I get ravenous so eat and then don't feel like drinking and couldn't drink even if I wanted to.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYep, that was my problem tonight - a couple of beers, then best part of a bottle on an empty stomach. But now I really fancy another...
Go get a kebab
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostAh, so my mental picture of you needs amending.
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See you at one of the meets
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Is that the Keith Floyd cookbook?Originally posted by mudskipper View Post... did I end up pissed at 8pm?
I blame the recipe which called for a small glass of wine...Comment
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Most alcoholics are in denialOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostDespite the rumours I don't actually drink that much.
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As are most closet's.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostMost alcoholics are in denial
Go on, go for it.Comment
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