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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Most alcoholics are in denial
    As are most closet's.

    Go on, go for it.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Despite the rumours I don't actually drink that much.
    Most alcoholics are in denial

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    ... did I end up pissed at 8pm?

    I blame the recipe which called for a small glass of wine...
    Is that the Keith Floyd cookbook?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Ah, so my mental picture of you needs amending.


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    See you at one of the meets

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Yep, that was my problem tonight - a couple of beers, then best part of a bottle on an empty stomach. But now I really fancy another...
    I can only drink on an empty stomach but that changes my blood sugar chemistry such that I get ravenous so eat and then don't feel like drinking and couldn't drink even if I wanted to.

    Go get a kebab

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Despite the rumours I don't actually drink that much.
    Ah, so my mental picture of you needs amending.


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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Proper pissed I usually keep to weekends but that just means half a bottle more than usual. I think the trick is to drink relatively quickly to get the buzz then I get hungry so eat and then I don't feel like drinking any more.

    End result is pished for a while but sober relatively quickly and really not that much alcohol consumed. The most I've had to drink were at the London meets I attended, two bottles of red and a couple of glasses of bubbly followed by an excellent pizza somewhere nearby on the way back to the hotel.

    In the house perhaps a bottle of red and maybe another half if I've got company.
    Yep, that was my problem tonight - a couple of beers, then best part of a bottle on an empty stomach. But now I really fancy another...

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Aye - I get horrible hangovers. But I do enjoy the escapism of getting proper pissed.
    Proper pissed I usually keep to weekends but that just means half a bottle more than usual. I think the trick is to drink relatively quickly to get the buzz then I get hungry so eat and then I don't feel like drinking any more.

    End result is pished for a while but sober relatively quickly and really not that much alcohol consumed. The most I've had to drink were at the London meets I attended, two bottles of red and a couple of glasses of bubbly followed by an excellent pizza somewhere nearby on the way back to the hotel.

    In the house perhaps a bottle of red and maybe another half if I've got company.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    How quickly do you recover? Do you get hangovers?

    My 'problem' is that no matter how much I drink I never get a hangover, no idea why and my GP has no idea why either.

    Staying off the booze means I lose weight quicker and I don't feel like smoking so a win win.
    Aye - I get horrible hangovers. But I do enjoy the escapism of getting proper pissed.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Don't you have to sober up before you get a hang-over? #justasking
    Despite the rumours I don't actually drink that much.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    How quickly do you recover? Do you get hangovers?

    My 'problem' is that no matter how much I drink I never get a hangover, no idea why and my GP has no idea why either.

    Staying off the booze means I lose weight quicker and I don't feel like smoking so a win win.
    Don't you have to sober up before you get a hang-over? #justasking

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Just the one, Mrs Wembley?
    How quickly do you recover? Do you get hangovers?

    My 'problem' is that no matter how much I drink I never get a hangover, no idea why and my GP has no idea why either.

    Staying off the booze means I lose weight quicker and I don't feel like smoking so a win win.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I usually would
    Just the one, Mrs Wembley?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Got an 8:30 am meeting with ClientCo's senior managers tomorrow. Another bottle?
    I usually would

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  • mudskipper
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    Got an 8:30 am meeting with ClientCo's senior managers tomorrow. Another bottle?

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